Lane ([info]mione_mouse) wrote,
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I just got back from my skool production of footloose...which rocked! Rev. Shaw, ya, pretty much stole the whole show, even tho I know for a fact he's not reading this! :D, you were still awsome!!! i confess is just about the greatest song ever next to somebody's eyes, which also...ROCKED! 
So I'm watching Harry Potter, and ive just got to say...
(excuse my total bashing-ness, but this movie just about sucked...cept for the hilarious jokes these characters cracked, this director and everyone else involved deserves to be shot)
(...okay maybe that was a little harsh)
Before I continue...Daniel Radcliffe...you have my blessing, you made a tremendous comback and I'm so proud of you!
Now for EVERYTHING WRONG IN THIS MOVIE (NOT EVEN HALF OF IT):
-um...ya, who else thinks the death eaters looked like KKK members...and um, what's up w/ them explaining EVERY KNOWN WIZARDING FACT IN LESS THAN THREE LINES...
-"IT'S A PORTKEY" UM...thanks for telling us george but for those of us who haven't read the books (which i have) WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS!
-"I'T'S THE DARK MARK HARRY"...WHICH IS...WAT???
-"BLIMEY IT'S HIM...VICTOR KRUM!" Thanks for telling us people WHO ARE AWARE VICTOR IS STILL IN SCHOOL...but for those who don't, WHY THE HELL IS VICTOR KRUM AT DURMSTRANG?!
-"THAT'S MAD-EYE-MOODY...ALASTOR MOODY, THE AUROR?...AUROR?...DARK WIZARD CATCHER" ...well, I gotta say for the screenplay writer, how descriptive...an auror is what Harry's dream job is...and u just described it in 10 words. I swear, if I hadn't read the books...I would have thought Moody was caught by an "auror" and like...turned into one or something, I mean c'mon, Moody has a serious history w/ the auror office. And everything is so badly explained, it could've actually happened...This is such bull...
-What was up w/ harry sending a letter to sirius ADDRESSED TO SIRIUS...HARRY'S NOT THAT STUPID!
-And the transition from going to skool to the beauxbaton's carriage and the durmstrang ship...crappy much?!
-The fact that the great hall was the size of MY KITCHEN!!! MY KITCHEN GODAMNIT!!!
-MIKE NEWELL WASTING TIME W/ THAT POINTLESS SCENE W/ FILCH RUNNING BACK AND FORTH IN THAT KITCHEN SIZED HALL OF THERES THEY SUPPOSEDLY CALL GREAT!
-WHAT THE HELL IS UP W/ THE FOOFY GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW FOR HOGWARTS GUYS?! SURE THEY HAVE NICE ASSES BUT STILL!
...ESPECIALLY THE FREAKS DOING BACKFLIPS!
-WHAT IS UP W/ THAT SHOT OF KARKAROFF GOING INTO THE GREAT HALL AND CLOSING THE DOORS...IT'S SO POINTLESS! If there's something suspicious about him we'll figure it out, we don't need to view him doing stupid things we know he's not guilty of (those of us who read the books.)
-WHO ELSE IS ANNOYED W/ EMMA WATSON'S HAIR? SO IT'S NOT JUST ME! I DON'T EVEN GET HOW SHE ALLOWS THEM TO PUT IT INTO A PONYTAIL! YOU'D THINK THE LUCKIEST GIRL ON EARTH (AKA GIRL WHO PLAYS HERMIONE GRANGER) WOULD KNOW THE CHARACTER A LITTLE BETTER THAN TO STAND FOR A PONYTAIL...Hermione was not meant for ponytails! I don't care what ANYONE ELSE SAYS! It looks un-hermione-ish and stupid! THAT HAIRSTYLIST CAN KISS THE UNDERSIDE OF MY TIRES!
-ROFL...oh I love this one...okay, who thought this was hilarious...especially w/ emma watson's totally unecessary apprehensive attitude towards moody..."how many unforgivable curses are there?...3 sir...and they are named so because?...because they are unforgivable" ROFL...WELL YES, WE KNOW THAT! 
-WHY ARE THERE TIES MAROON AND YELLOW...ITS RED! RED YOU FOOLS, RED!
-emma's hair is curly, emma's hair is curly, emma's hair is curly...GOD I HATE IT, I HATE IT!
-IT'S PINNED BACK, IT'S PINNED BACK, WHY THE HELL IS HER HAIR PINNED BACK!!! WHAT DID HERMIONE EVER DO TO THESE PEOPLE?!
-For God's sake...Emma acts as though she knows what happened to Neville's parents during DADA class...
-"SEE THIS...THIS IS AN AGE LINE..." well no granger, not only do I not see it (because the camera angle sucks)..I have no idea what an age line is...
-Great hall=size of my kitchen...nothing more to be said there.
-Fleur...you're oh so pretty...but why the hell is ur hair so short, and NOT FLOWY AND WAVY AND GOLDEN-LIKE! GOD, UR SUPPOSED TO BE PART-VEELA...AS IN...LIKE...PART-VEELA! LETS GET U PRETTIER THAN UR ALREADY GOREGEOUS SELF! I MEAN...r u wearing any makeup at all?! Makeup artists suck in this movie.
-WHAT IS UP W/ THAT DAMNED GREAT HALL!
That's all the ragging time I've got...I gotta get up early tomorrow for another show that I'm working backstage w/. However, I'm doing all the kissing up to my director that I can in order to get into the next one! Helping out...volunteering...you know, not like I don't want to tho...I adore every minute of volunteering! It's why I'm in drama! As long as I'm in the atmosphere...tho I must say, I really hate not being on stage...I sit there half the time thinking "I could be SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT PERSON!" 
Well, n e wayz, enough of that :D

Tags: damned great hall

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Anonymous

March 14 2006, 03:24:12 UTC 6 years ago

Poorly designed movie indeed.

Also, in the first movie Hagrid's (Excuse my spelling, I've never been good at spelling their blasted names) house is at the bottom of the hill I think...and then in the third movie it's suddenly on top... Or vice vesra, I don't really remember, I haven't watched either in a while.

The special effects are grand, but these things shouldn't be turned into a movie. The book's too long and there's not enough time in the movie to explain everything.

I say we attack Hollywood at dusk and take over the studio for ourselves! VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

[info]mione_mouse

March 14 2006, 23:44:22 UTC 6 years ago

I SECOND THAT NOTION! geez, ur actually being fairly nice, i won't even give hollywood props on their special effects. The womping willow sucked! The owls are actually quite good...but that's about all. And I suppose you could say the whole Hogwarts/quidditch virtualness is good, but i'm a pretty tough critic.

[info]stop_swimming

March 17 2006, 17:10:44 UTC 6 years ago

I'm a special effects sucker. The womping willow did suck though, but that was an earlier time in computer animation as well.

In terms of the 4th movie, I thought the special effects were pretty good. The quidditch matches are amazing, they've really masted flying, I liked the dragons as well, sure they were a bit cheesey, but still cool. They've done pretty good with special effects, a few cheeseycrapthings here and there.

[info]mione_mouse

March 18 2006, 06:40:55 UTC 6 years ago

okay ya ur right, lol

[info]cblueyes12

June 2 2006, 07:09:48 UTC 5 years ago

haaha that was really hilarious - i could imagine you and jess just explaining all that to the rest of us.

hmm I suppose you'd be angry if I put an emma watson icon up, eh? Haha.

I agree that this move was EH. I like the great hall though. Emma watson doesn't fit hermione; too pretty -> her hair is always not THICK AND BIG like hermione. Screenplayers screwed hermione up. They're making her girlier than she is. Hermione = one of my favorite characters.

k i would elaborate but i really gotta go now.
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